Joanne Hulsey read this at Gail's memorial service.
Honey, I Took the Fishing Boat
I took the boat out fishing,
And I didn't tell you that I went;
Then before I knew it,
All my fishing time was spent.
Some angels pulled me over and said that I must dock.
I wasn't even startled, so I must have been in shock.
They wouldn't let me make a phone call,
Just said they'd let you know.
Then they said, "Lay down the fishing poles."
And to heaven we did go.
They dressed me in a flowing robe.
I guess I'm in the choir.
I sing decent alto, but I can't go much higher.
Well. it looks like I'm here to stay, so you must follow aft.
Don't worry that I took the boat.
I did leave you the raft.